about the goldust chroniclz

quick history so you can vaguely understand

this is not episode 2, its just a random one. my favorite. OUR best.
it has the most plot and makes the most sense (if thats possible)
goldust is a flaming faggot and fucks kreygs dad (fat white guy/kingpin)
kreygs dad has a gay japenese boyfriend (fat asian/yokozuna)
clarence mayson (grey suit) is a scoundrel who sells fried chicken
booker t (skinny shirtless black guy) is his competition
the godfather (orange pants) sells them all crack
me and kreyg are in it
we both wear all black
all these toys are mine
us making these movies is us denying that we're growing up
i still like playing with toys, just in a different context
we had no computer technology in 10th grade
all the title sequences were done by using the title feature on my 8mm camera with the lens cap on
then we just played music on a boom-box in the background and stopped and started it
using lotion was the best idea ever
kreygs dad REALLY is gay
so is buff bagwell
we really ARENT racist(?)
we REALLY think aids is funny
we REALLY dont care if you get offended
we REALLY worked hard on these
we REALLY touch little kids (j/k!)
we REALLY come up with this on the spot

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episode one